The Arkham Gazette

NOTHING TO REPORT, AND GLAD OF IT

The Gazette's correspondents found little to trouble anyone yesterday.

Market Square did steady trade; the weather was the chief topic of conversation.

Pickpocket arrested at Customs House.

Police called to The Anchor after a disagreement about a card game.

Police raid on The Three Kings: forty gallons of Canadian whisky seized.

Row at Fenn & Sons, Undertakers about a dog. The dog is unrepentant.

'Is Prohibition working?' — letters page ablaze.

FOUND — A gentleman's umbrella, at Arkham Depot (Boston & Maine). Apply to the stationmaster.

The Arkham Gazette is a fictional newspaper, printed inside the survey from what the town saw and heard the day before.